iwant2beaskinnybitch

I swear I am such a ding bat sometimes.  I never did check back in after the Isagenix 9 Day Cleanse!  Let me just say that things are insane around here right now.  I have not sold a house in  months which means I have not been PAID in months.  So I am spending most of my time writing for Demand Studios because I need money.  This means less time for blogging.  Not fair, but the world isn’t always a fair place.  Just ask Hillary Clinton.  So anyway, here’s the skinny.

There is something oddly addicting about the Isagenix 9 Day Cleanse.  For me, there was, anyway.  I tend to be an addictive type anyway, living in extremes.  So naturally I would respond this way.  You know, there are shake days and juice days.  On shake days you are allowed one sensible meal a day and two of their shakes.  On juice day it’s nothing but juice and while on the juice days I went crazy.  Suddenly I became a master chef.  Everything I cooked for the Fam on those days looked and smelled amazing.  I think because my sense of chew wasn’t being used, my sense of smell was heightened.  It was brutal.

I wanted nothing more than for the shake days to come back so I could eat my delicious peppers and hummus.  But when shake day came, I craved the juice days.  The thin feeling, the light headedness, the whole enchilada.  Minus the enchilada.   Seriously I would like to have juice days every week.  They just feel good.

Back to the results.

There were immediate inches lost, as I suspected their would be, due to the water loss.  It always goes like that.  But about half way through I was wearing some capri pants and Hubby one day said, “holy crap your calves are half their size”.  By the end of the cleanse I was wearing my size smaller pants.  Still am.  That is exciting!

As aforementioned, I haven’t had a check in months so I can’t buy more Isagenix which is a STINKER because in the five years that I have gained this weight I have tried too many programs to count and this is the first one that worked.  It is at the top of my list, though, as soon I get my next commission.

I guess I was reminded to write this by the cookies and milk I am snacking on at the moment.  I better hide under the covers tonight so those lost inches can’t find me!