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Sep 18 2008

Skinny Bitch Drops a Pant Size

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I swear I am such a ding bat sometimes.  I never did check back in after the Isagenix 9 Day Cleanse!  Let me just say that things are insane around here right now.  I have not sold a house in  months which means I have not been PAID in months.  So I am spending most of my time writing for Demand Studios because I need money.  This means less time for blogging.  Not fair, but the world isn’t always a fair place.  Just ask Hillary Clinton.  So anyway, here’s the skinny.

There is something oddly addicting about the Isagenix 9 Day Cleanse.  For me, there was, anyway.  I tend to be an addictive type anyway, living in extremes.  So naturally I would respond this way.  You know, there are shake days and juice days.  On shake days you are allowed one sensible meal a day and two of their shakes.  On juice day it’s nothing but juice and while on the juice days I went crazy.  Suddenly I became a master chef.  Everything I cooked for the Fam on those days looked and smelled amazing.  I think because my sense of chew wasn’t being used, my sense of smell was heightened.  It was brutal.

I wanted nothing more than for the shake days to come back so I could eat my delicious peppers and hummus.  But when shake day came, I craved the juice days.  The thin feeling, the light headedness, the whole enchilada.  Minus the enchilada.   Seriously I would like to have juice days every week.  They just feel good.

Back to the results.

There were immediate inches lost, as I suspected their would be, due to the water loss.  It always goes like that.  But about half way through I was wearing some capri pants and Hubby one day said, “holy crap your calves are half their size”.  By the end of the cleanse I was wearing my size smaller pants.  Still am.  That is exciting!

As aforementioned, I haven’t had a check in months so I can’t buy more Isagenix which is a STINKER because in the five years that I have gained this weight I have tried too many programs to count and this is the first one that worked.  It is at the top of my list, though, as soon I get my next commission.

I guess I was reminded to write this by the cookies and milk I am snacking on at the moment.  I better hide under the covers tonight so those lost inches can’t find me!Wink

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Sep 15 2008

The Mojito Report

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I love Mojitos.  Nachos and Mojitos may are the reasons that I knew I could never fully conform to the Skinny Bitch guidelines dictated in the book.  I make superb nachos, I may have mentioned before, but I have never made a mojito, despite my intense “research” on the topic.

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Here’s an easy Mojito recipe…

  • 2 oz. Rum
  •  Club Soda
  • 2 lime wedges
  • Mint
  • 1 1/2 oz. Sugar Syrup

The directions I read said to “muddle” the lime, mint, and sugar syrup together in the bottom of the glass, then add ice and top with rum.  Yum!

I discovered mojitos 2 summers ago at a graduation party.  Being a big mint fan I was hooked.  As I said, I have  never had the opportunity to make them but I always have some bottles on hand.

So far my favorite Mojito is the original by Parrot Bay.  I have tried many kinds by now and this one is just smoooooth.  I had some mint growing on my back deck this summer and have taken to tearing some up and dropping enough in the Mojito bottle to fill the neck.  Delish!

I’ll keep you posted as I try different Mojitos from different companies and different places.  In the meantime if  you get a chance to make your own, please let me know how it tastes!

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Sep 08 2008

Does Sarah Palin Count Mufas While Listening to Madonna’s new CD?

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How should I know?  I just met her last week!

I mean, I’m not saying we have to BFFs for her to get my vote, but Geez Louise I haven’t even seen her in the halls before!

But what do I really know?  I guess I just expect too much, thinking we should have a decent courting period with someone before we put them in the White House.  Especially when they were picked by an insincere bone head for all the wrong reasons. 

But back to the point of this blog.  DOES Sarah Pahlin count her MUFAS?  She certainly is fit and healthy enough to make one think so.  Judging by her physique it’d be no surprise to find that she at least borrowed from the Flat Belly Diet.

As for listening to Madonna, I don’t think a person can be a book banner and a Madonna Wannabe at the same time so I am thinking we can put that rumor to rest.  I mean seriously, she has enough nonsense floating around about her that we don’t need to add to it by circulating that Sarah Palin psychs herself up for public appearances by listening to Madonna’s FIVE MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD.  Madonna and Sarah do have SOMEthing in common though.  Sarah is trying to convince us that she is prepared to fix this country’s problems and breathe life back into the ol’ “red white and blue.”  Madonna once draped her naked body in the American flag and urged us to vote.  Watch out Ladies, you might have more in common than you think.  (Wonder what Mike Huckabee would think about THAT costume change)

Now the fiber that’s holding this blog together today is my very own agenda.  I noticed that there are certain words and topics I have used in various posts that result in a spike of my tiny little blip in the blogosphere.  So I am conducting an experiment here and throwing all those buzz words into one post to see what happens.  I will let you know how it goes.  Right now, though, I am off to snack on some hummus and pita, while I thumb through my worn out copy of Skinny Bitch, which would certainly be at the top of Sarah Palin’s book banning list.  And I can’t say that I blame her.  With all that talk of meatless dinners and ethical treatment of animals… how is she going to demonstrate what a tough sum bitch she is if she can’t be shown hunched up over a dead bloody moose?  Come on People, have a heart.

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Sep 07 2008

Change Only for the Sake of Change is Not Change… It’s Just More of the Same

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John McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin is another example of “strategery”, aimed at distracting the American People from the things that really matter in this election.

“Change” has been made a big part of this election, as it should be.  America is in deep shit.  We need to change that.  Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama in the White House would represent big change, but neither for their gender nor the color of their skin.  You don’t put “Sambo” or a “Bitch” in the role of President of the United States just because it is “time” to get rid of “Whitey”. 

Are you just shocked at my words?  They aren’t mine.  And they aren’t necessarily Sarah Palin’s either, despite what you have read or heard.  They are representative of what I, Average American, hear in normal conversation.  The words may not be present at the Conventions, but the spirit of them exists, quietly, despite the effort to deny it.

I was a Hillary supporter.  I remember one moment during Bill’s Presidency that I thought to myself, “Wow.  She would make a great President.”  At that time it was still pretty unfathomable to have a Woman President, but it’s obvious I wasn’t the only one thinking it.  I admired her not because she was a woman but for her work and her accomplishments. Her fresh ideas.  That’s why she was going to get my vote.   The fact that she would be the first Woman President was exciting and gave me goosebumps, though, to be part of this monumental event in history.  The time where a Woman broke barriers, kicked ass, and earned her spot as top dog.  That would have been something. 

I say that I didn’t support her just because she is a woman but it might have been the deciding factor between her and Obama because I have liked them both all along.  I feel engaged and understood by both of them and in their plans I see brilliance in their ability to recognize simple common sense that Republicans so often miss.

I bleed blue.  But it’s maize and blue, not the “opponent of red” blue.  Hail to the Victors!  Go Michigan!  “Republican” and “Democrat” have no real meaning to me.  I go where the ideas are that make sense.  I support what is fair and right.  I vote for what I believe in. 

Here’s something I believe in.  Sarah Palin is a good politician worthy of climbing the ladder in her field.  I believe she can be a good politician, Wife, and Mother.  I don’t believe that all these letters appearing, allegations being made, and quotes being repeated should be our focus.  I am not even going to bother trying to separate the fact from the fiction from the legitimate from the questionable.  I don’t have to because regardless of the truth, I believe that she has neither earned a spot as this country’s Vice President, NOR in a million years is she QUALIFIED TO BE THE PRESIDENT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO MCCAIN!  Am I the only one scared to death of this possibility?  He is 70 years old.  The likelihood of her coming into office is not a long shot! 

Put Hillary in office with Bill as First Lady and a smart choice for VP and the confidence and success in this country would soar.  If something were to happen to Barack I would shed tears of outrage and broken heartedness but with Joe Biden in charge and Hillary and Bill to support him I would still feel secure.  To imagine the weakness and vulnerability of our country with an expired President and Sarah Palin in charge is frightening.

As I understand it, a Vice President is chosen for the job s/he will do once elected.  For the ability of the President and Vice President to work together as a team to fix America’s problems and see that it runs like a well oiled machine.  Do you mean to tell me that Sarah Palin, in her limited experience, is the very best person available for the job?  Hell no, she’s not.  She was chosen to grab hold of those Hillary supporters and ride that mad wave for change before they endorsed Obama.  And people are buying it! 

To Sarah Palin I am sorry that she has been duped.  She is a rare and interesting person.  She is smart, strong, beautiful, and determined.  These are qualities I admire and want for my daughter.  True to the spirit of all beauty pagent contestants, she wants world peace but this beauty queen has risen above the rest in her efforts to do something about it.  Despite that whole book banning incident I believe she is a person I would love to know and who could enrich the lives of others.  She might even make a good President some day.  But not today.  Today she is too young, too inexperienced, too unprepared, and not at all deserving of the title of first Female President (Vice or otherwise) of the United States of America. 

For former Hillary supporters to endorse Sarah Palin just because she is a woman is not in the spirit of change.  It’s just more of the same.  More short sightedness and more refusal to look at the big picture.  This election is not about making history by putting a woman in office.  It is about building a team that will heal our wounds, build us back up, and thrive with us. 

John McCain wasn’t looking at the big picture and planning for a partner to help him get that job done.  He chose someone who he thought would get him elected.  What good is getting elected going to do him when he finds his team can’t do the job?

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Sep 03 2008

Raising Skinny Bitch Children

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Getting my kids to eat healthy has been an ongoing battle.  Finally we are making some progress.

My kids have changed from tyrants at dinner time to enjoyable, engaging little people. They have gone from vegetable protestors to salad dressing connoisseurs. I stuck to my guns, even when others around me said I was being too tough, and the result is happier, healthier kids and a dinner time we all look forward to!

Let’s review what we know about kids and dinner time.

•Kids, as well as adults, need more than pasta and meat to maintain a healthy and productive body.
•Kids hate vegetables and just about everything else that is good for them.
•Kids love sweets.

Insanity has been described as doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. That’s what dinner time was like for me. I love to cook and present food to my family. I believe in the family time and opportunity to bond. Every day I would cook something elaborate and arrange it beautifully on the table then call my family to the kitchen in anticipation of sharing a delicious meal and exchanging anecdotes, school gossip, and meaningful discussions. What actually happened was screams of protest the minute their beady little eyes spotted something green on the table.

Let’s discuss the signs of disapproval.

• ”Oh no. I am not eating that!”
• Child’s eyes rolling back and nearly falling out of head.
• A pile of corn kernels found stuffed under the cushion of dear child’s chair.

I started each dinner time with high hopes and a smile and ended up yelling and threatening and assigning punishments. It really was miserable. My husband would tell me to let it go. My Sisters In Law would defend my kids by saying, “Well they just don’t like it. What are you going to do?”

Here’s what I did.

• I explained to my kids that eating the healthy stuff served them was necessary to keeping their bodies healthy and providing them with the energy to do the fun things they love, and was therefore inflexible.
• I explained to them, and remained consistent, that regardless of what tantrum they threw, I would win.
• I made a deal that they try and eat everything at least once in exchange for my word to not again serve what they truly detested.
• I began serving a small dessert of ice cream or sweetened fruit as a reward.

Guess what happened!

Dinner time became an adventure. The kids looked so forward to their dessert that their attitudes about the vegetables improved. They found that there were some really delicious healthy things available to them and that their bodies felt better and their digestive process was less uncomfortable. We experimented foods together and critiqued things as a group. Now our dinner time is spent laughing more than anything else and we have incredible conversations.

Our staples…

• Kraft has some amazing new salad dressings and I brought home 6 of them for us to taste test. Ranch, of course, was a contender, but the family favorite hands down is Tuscan House. The crunchier and full of texture the salad, the more the kids enjoy it.
• Broccoli with warm Velveeta drizzled over it.
• Canned carrots cooked with cinnamon, honey, and brown sugar.
• Sliced cucumbers, grape tomatoes, and celery

What’s the next step?

I have already started substituting some meatless crumbles in their favorites like tacos, spaghetti, hamburger helper entrees, etc.  and they haven’t complained. They’ll be little tree hugging vegetarians yet!
 

It is tough sometimes to be a parent trying to accomplish something with your kids that others may not support. But if you have picky eaters I urge you to try something like this in your own family. The bonus is not simply the inclusion of vegetables in their diets but the enthusiasm to try new foods whether out at a restaurant or having dinner with friends. Once you get past their resistance, you will see them change into more confident, well rounded children.  

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