iwant2beaskinnybitch

How should I know?  I just met her last week!

I mean, I’m not saying we have to BFFs for her to get my vote, but Geez Louise I haven’t even seen her in the halls before!

But what do I really know?  I guess I just expect too much, thinking we should have a decent courting period with someone before we put them in the White House.  Especially when they were picked by an insincere bone head for all the wrong reasons. 

But back to the point of this blog.  DOES Sarah Pahlin count her MUFAS?  She certainly is fit and healthy enough to make one think so.  Judging by her physique it’d be no surprise to find that she at least borrowed from the Flat Belly Diet.

As for listening to Madonna, I don’t think a person can be a book banner and a Madonna Wannabe at the same time so I am thinking we can put that rumor to rest.  I mean seriously, she has enough nonsense floating around about her that we don’t need to add to it by circulating that Sarah Palin psychs herself up for public appearances by listening to Madonna’s FIVE MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD.  Madonna and Sarah do have SOMEthing in common though.  Sarah is trying to convince us that she is prepared to fix this country’s problems and breathe life back into the ol’ “red white and blue.”  Madonna once draped her naked body in the American flag and urged us to vote.  Watch out Ladies, you might have more in common than you think.  (Wonder what Mike Huckabee would think about THAT costume change)

Now the fiber that’s holding this blog together today is my very own agenda.  I noticed that there are certain words and topics I have used in various posts that result in a spike of my tiny little blip in the blogosphere.  So I am conducting an experiment here and throwing all those buzz words into one post to see what happens.  I will let you know how it goes.  Right now, though, I am off to snack on some hummus and pita, while I thumb through my worn out copy of Skinny Bitch, which would certainly be at the top of Sarah Palin’s book banning list.  And I can’t say that I blame her.  With all that talk of meatless dinners and ethical treatment of animals… how is she going to demonstrate what a tough sum bitch she is if she can’t be shown hunched up over a dead bloody moose?  Come on People, have a heart.